superponypatrol

February 28, 2007

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BFF or what?

December 14, 2006

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Hey, did you know that I was also born and raised in West Philadelphia?

December 9, 2006

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What do you mean I didn't get the part as the next James Bond?!?

December 1, 2006

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I keep stepping on dookie bird.

November 30, 2006

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As he pondered the possible implications of a third JOURNEY encore, Ralph felt his nerve begin to crumble under the incredible weight of his newly found power.

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But I sent in the rebate form for my Star Wars Breathe-Right Strips seven weeks ago, damnit.

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Hi, my name is Norm, and I have a basketball problem.... (Hi, Norm!)

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License. Registration. Boobies.

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For the world's totally coolest balloon, the Macy's Parade was finally over.

November 14, 2006

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Hey ball-lickers, everybody knows that the triangle is a square.

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Within the very core of the triangle, evil awaits!

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Let the triangle's properties be defined by your heart.

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Ask yourself...does a traingle REALLY have three sides?

November 9, 2006

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what?

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My grandma taught me how to do this. But she's dead now.

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Wanted: SBF, the yin to my yang.

November 6, 2006

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Aww man, I always eat Nachos on game day.

November 3, 2006

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Ice cream sauce?

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Excuse me. Do you have any books about lasagna?

November 2, 2006

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What little Johnny didn't know was that his pants weren't the only thing that Uncle Ernie was going to make disappear that day.

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Sometimes, in the dark, we find ourselves.

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I feel like you don't listen to me.

November 1, 2006

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Oh shit man, I am so jazzed about tonight, it just puts a smile on my face.

October 31, 2006

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Halloween at Easter Island? Jiminy Christmas!

October 29, 2006

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Is it my turn in the batting cage yet???

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You can't destroy friendship.

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I assume you have reservations?

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We're saving money for the operation.

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I ate too much spaghetti.

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Yeah, I've been working out.

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Shhh. Don't wake me. I'm dweaming of wice cweam.

October 27, 2006

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Put 'em up, buttjob.

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Hey, is that a chili dog you have there?

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What I do with my boyfriend is none of your damn business.

October 26, 2006

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Hey Mom, "Cool Runnings" is playing on TBS! Can I Watch?

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OHHH!! I totally dooked my gym shorts!!

October 24, 2006

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Your fish is a stinky.

October 23, 2006

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YOU WANT TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH ME ?!?!!?

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Hey. You go to church?

October 22, 2006

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Is it cake?

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I own three types of go-carts.

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I know we've both been waiting for this.

October 20, 2006

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Hey. What's your favorite kind of house?

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Hi Bonnie. I really like your dress.

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Sometimes it just takes a little bit of courage.

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Existence is a state of mind.

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Hey man, can you give me a ride?

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Have you seen my pencil?

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